Sock Whirlpooling: A Method of Sock Folding
In the depths of the Great Sock Folding Desert, the tornado tamer stands tall, a hero of neatness and order. With a twirl of the wrist and a flick of the wrist, the sock whirlpool is born. It's a method of folding so fine, so precise, so utterly bewildering that it will leave you wondering how you ever folded socks without it.
Step the First: Gather thy socks.
Step the Second: Twirl and Fold.
With a deft hand, twirl thy socks into a vortex of neatness, then fold them into the shape of a neat square.
The Taming of the Sock Whirlpool
And so, the whirlpool tamed, the sock tamer stands victorious, their socks folded to perfection. The world is a neater place, thanks to the tornado tamer and their trusty sock whirlpooling method.