Q: What is the Sock Game?
A: The Sock Game is a high-stakes, high-reward game of strategy and chance played exclusively with socks. Players compete to collect the most matching socks in the wild.
Q: How do I start playing?
A: To begin, simply don a pair of socks and head out into the world in search of more. The game is all about observation, deduction, and cunning.
Q: What's the best way to store my socks?
A: Ah, the age-old question. We recommend a custom, 5-foot-tall sock cabinet in the shape of a cat. It's a game-changer.
Q: Can I use my sister's socks?
A: Please, for the love of all things fluffy, no. That would be a breach of sibling etiquette and possibly a felony. Don't do it.
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