Learn the art of sock thievery from the best in the business. In this course, we'll cover the fundamentals of sock pilfering, from the perfecting the art of distraction to avoiding those pesky sock sensors.
Our instructor, Sock Norris, has been in the game for decades and has a 100% success rate. Okay, maybe that's not true, but he's got a lot of great ideas.
Don't get caught, get schooled.