Q: What is the purpose of the Sock-Hat Shop?
A: To bring you the most stylish, most comfortable, and most utterly impractical socks-hats in the multiverse.
Q: Why do your socks-hats come in so many colors?
A: We have a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated color consultants who have dedicated their lives to ensuring our collection is a kaleidoscope of possibilities.
Q: Are your hats actually hats, or are they just... sock-things?
A: Our hats are, in fact, hats. But if you squint your eyes just right, they might look like they're just sock-things. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone if you wear them as hat-things.
Q: Can I return my socks-hats for a refund if they're not as comfortable as I expected?
A: Ha! You think you're going to find a more comfortable sock-hat elsewhere? Good luck with that. But seriously, our Sock-Hat Guarantee promises that if you experience any discomfort, we'll exchange them for a new pair that will make you forget your feet even existed.
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