SOCK HAT TERMS AND CONDITIONS

The following are the rules for wearing our Sock HATS, as per the great Sock Hat Overlords of the Sock World:

1. Article 1: The Sock Hat must be worn at all times in the designated Sock Hat zones.
2. Article 2: The Sock Hat must be worn with matching Sock Pantaloons, or face the wrath of the Sock Police.
3. Article 3: The Sock Hat must be rotated at least 3 times before wearing, or it will not be effective in its Sock-Hat-ness.

By wearing a Sock Hat, you agree to these Terms and Conditions. Failure to comply will result in Sock Hat Removal and possible Sock-lessness.

Disclaimer: The Sock Hat Overlords are not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by Sock Hat-related incidents.

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