The Sock Hierarchy

Socks of Leisure

Socks for lounging around, perfect for lounging around in. For athletic pursuits

Sports Socks

Socks for running, cycling, or just pretending to be athletic. For when you need to be fancy

Formal Socks

Socks for weddings, funerals, or other formal events where you want to be seen and not seen. Stock up for the holidays

Note: The links are just for fun, they don't actually exist, but it's a nice way to see the structure of the site.