Sock Hoarding 101: The Art of Collecting Socks

Warning: Sock hoarding may lead to irreversible social isolation and decreased laundry productivity, but it's worth it!

Step 1: Acquire Socks

Start by gathering a collection of 50-100 socks in the wild, either by digging through your family members' drawers or scouring the local thrift store for hidden gems. Don't be picky – any sock will do, but try for a mix of patterns and materials.

Step 2: Sort and Purge

Sort your socks into piles based on material type, color, and pattern. Be ruthless when discarding any socks that are stained, torn, or simply unlovely. You can't hoard if your collection is cluttered with trash.

Step 3: Display and Admire

Create a sock shrine to display your prized possessions. Consider using acid-etched glass, neon lights, or a vintage typewriter as display fixtures. Don't be afraid to show off your collection!

Now, you're a certified Sock Hoarding 101 expert! Go forth, hoard those socks, and never look back.