Sock Hoarding Anonymous (SOHAN)

Join the fight against Sock Tyranny!

SOHAN, the Sock Hoarding Anonymous, is a secret society of individuals who dare to defy the oppressive forces of Sock Loss, Sock Misplacement, and Sock Disappearance.

Our goal: to accumulate an ungodly number of socks, each one a testament to our defiance against the Sock Overlords.

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Note: I've included links to fictional subpages for membership application, sock recommendations, and sock hoarding tips, but feel free to let me know if you'd like me to add any more features or content!