SOCK HOARDER'S BEST PRACTICES

Welcome, fellow so-called "connoisseurs" of SOCK HOARDING!

Step 1: Hoarding 101

Step 2: Socks are Our Children, Don't Touch Them!

Step 3: The Art of Sock Organization: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Step 4: Sock Rituals and Remedies: A Guide to Sock Maintenance

Step 5: Sock Therapy for the Masses: A Guide to Sharing Your Sock Collection with the World

Step 6: The Sock Hoarding Ethics Committee: A Panel of Experts in the Field (of Sock Hoarding)