Welcome to the most notorious recovery program for the world's worst sock hoarders!
We're here to help you break free from the cycle of single- sock drawers, mysterious missing mates, and inexplicable accumulations of socks in the washing machine lint trap.
Our expert team of certified Sock Therapists will guide you through:
Don't let your sock collection control you – take control of your socks! Enroll in Sock Therapy today!
Or, if you're feeling overwhelmed, try our Sock Detox program – we'll help you purge your sock collection and start fresh!
And, for those who've gone too far, our Sock Anon program offers a safe, judgment-free space to share your deepest sock secrets.