Welcome to the most comprehensive guide to sock hoarding, where we explore the depths of human depravity and the thrill of collecting the most useless, the most absurd, and the most utterly ridiculous socks in existence.
We've calculated that the average sock hoarder spends 4.7 hours a day hoarding, which is equivalent to 2,184 hours a year. That's 2 years worth of Netflix shows, but let's be real, who needs Netflix when you have Sock Pattern 1: The Rainbow of Chaos?
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