Welcome to the Sock Puppeteer Protocol, where the art of sock hoarding meets the science of sock manipulation.
Here you can learn the ancient art of controlling socks with an iron fist, or rather, a rubber toe.
Check out our Sock Hoarding 101 course for a comprehensive guide.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Sock Puppeteer Simulator and see how many prophets you can control at once!
Learn the fundamentals of sock hoarding, including how to hoard, sort, and categorize your socks with precision and finesse.
Take control of your sock puppet destiny in our immersive simulator experience.