THE SOCK HORDE'S GUIDE TO SUBJUGATION

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO JOIN THE SOCIETY OF SOCIOPATHIC SOCK HORDE MEMBERS!

HERE ARE THE BASIC PRINCIPLES OF SOCIOPATHIC SOCK DOMINATION:

• STEP 1: SEPARATE YOUR SOCKS INTO PAIRS AND SUBCATEGORIES
• STEP 2: ESTABLISH A SOCIOPATHIC SOCK HIERARCHY
• STEP 3: DEMONSTRATE YOUR SUPERIORITY THROUGH EXCESSIVE SOCK WEAR

FOR MORE INFORMATION, VISIT OUR OTHER USEFLU RESOURCES:

• The Sock Hierarchy: A Guide to Ranking Your Socks
• Sock Wear as a Form of Psychological Warfare
• Neglecting Your Socks for Maximum Domination