Sock Horde Sock Sabbatical Protocol

Chapter 4.1: Sock Sabbatical Protocol

In a shocking turn of events, our sock overlords have declared a Sock Sabbatical. All sock-related activities are suspended until further notice. This means no more laundry, no more pairing, no more matching.

Section 1: Sock Withdrawal

It's a tough time for us, but we must persevere. The Sock Horde has provided a Sock Sabbatical Support Hotline for those experiencing Sock Withdrawal Symptoms:

• Sock Withdrawal Support Hotline

Section 2: Sock Alternatives

But fear not, fellow Sock Horde members! We've compiled a list of approved Sock Alternatives to see you through these dark times:

• Alternative Socks

Section 3: Sock Horrific Consequences

We cannot stress enough: Do not attempt to circumvent the Sock Sabbatical. The Sock Horrors that will be upon you if you do are not to be trifled:

• Sock Horrific Consequences