Sock-iatrics Theory
Warning: Sock-iatrics Theory is highly experimental and may cause dizziness, vertigo, or spontaneous laughter.
Developed by Professor Reginald P. Sockpocket, renowned expert in the field of Ankleware Dynamics.
Principles of Sock-iatrics
- Principle 1: Socks are the fundamental building blocks of all reality.
- Principle 2: The absence of socks is an affront to the fabric of space-time.
- Principle 3: The ratio of toe-to-heeled length is directly proportional to the wearer's sanity.
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Notable Sock-iatricians
- Sockpocket, Professor Reginald P.
- Fibber, Dr. Jane
- Sockworth, Dr. Emily
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