css
/* Socks as Instrumental Technology */

body {
  background-color: #ff0000; /* Red, because why not? */
  font-family: "Comic Sans", sans-serif;
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0;
  font-size: 18px;
  line-height: 1.2;
  color: #000000;
  background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #ff0000 0, #ffffff 100%);
}

h1 {
  font-size: 36px;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 4px;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  padding-bottom: 4px;
  margin-bottom: 4px;
  color: #ffffff;
  background: #ff0000;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 4px #000000;
}

h2 {
  font-size: 24px;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 4px;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  padding-bottom: 4px;
  margin-bottom: 4px;
  color: #000000;
  background: #000000;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 4px #ff0000;
}

a {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #000000;
  background: #000000;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  padding-bottom: 4px;
  margin-bottom: 4px;
}

a:hover {
  background: #ff0000;
  color: #ffffff;
  cursor: pointer;
}

a:visited {
  background: #000000;
  color: #000000;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  padding-bottom: 4px;
  margin-bottom: 4px;
}

/* Sock Styles */

h1 {
  font-size: 48px;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 4px;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  padding-bottom: 4px;
  margin-bottom: 4px;
  color: #000000;
  background: #ff0000;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 4px #000000;
}

h2 {
  font-size: 36px;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 4px;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  padding-bottom: 4px;
  margin-bottom: 4px;
  color: #000000;
  background: #000000;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 4px #ff0000;
}

/* Sock Styles: Funky */

h1 {
  font-size: 60px;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 4px;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  padding-bottom: 4px;
  margin-bottom: 4px;
  color: #ff0000;
  background: #000000;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 4px #000000;
}

h2 {
  font-size: 48px;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 4px;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  padding-bottom: 4px;
  margin-bottom: 4px;
  color: #000000;
  background: #ff0000;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 4px #000000;
}

/* Sock Styles: Stealth */

h1 {
  font-size: 36px;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 4px;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  padding-bottom: 4px;
  margin-bottom: 4px;
  color: #000000;
  background: #000000;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 4px #000000;
}

h2 {
  font-size: 24px;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 4px;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  padding-bottom: 4px;
  margin-bottom: 4px;
  color: #000000;
  background: #ff0000;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 4px #000000;
}

/* Sock Styles: Extreme */

h1 {
  font-size: 72px;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 4px;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  padding-bottom: 4px;
  margin-bottom: 4px;
  color: #000000;
  background: #000000;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 4px #000000;
}

h2 {
  font-size: 60px;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 4px;
  border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  padding-bottom: 4px;
  margin-bottom: 4px;
  color: #000000;
  background: #ff0000;
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 4px #000000;
}