Welcome, noble subject, to the land of one thousand and seven pairs of socks, each with a story to tell, a tale of woe, or a legend of grandeur!
Here, the Sock King rules with an iron fist of cottony goodness, dispensing justice and order upon the realm of missing socks, lone socks, and socks of dubious provenance.
Or, if you will, Search for Lost Socks in the great beyond of the sock drawer.
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