Legend has it that this sock has the power to grant the wearer 1000 different faces. Or at least, it's really good at hiding your identity.
Learn more about the Faceless Frenzy The Socks of the AbyssThis sock has been known to induce spontaneous laughter and uncontrollable glee in those who wear it. Side effects may include: excessive use of dad jokes, involuntary singing, and/or the sudden urge to wear a pair of novelty pants.
The Laughing Socks: Goals of JoyThis sock has a 99% chance of getting lost in the washing machine. Side effects may include: existential dread, prophets of doom, and/or a strong desire to never wear socks again.
The Socks of the Vortex: A Lost and FoundConsult the great Sock King's Oracle for guidance on the most pressing questions of your day. Will you wear the Sock of 1000 Faces or the Sock of Eternal Silliness? The choice is yours!
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