Welcome, esteemed administrators, to the SOCK PROTOCOL ADMIN page. Here, you can manage the world's most Byzantine and obtuse sock-related operations.
We take pride in being the most inefficient way to send socks, with a focus on obfuscating the process and adding unnecessary steps for the sake of security.
Current Sock Deployment Status:
42 socks currently in deployment, with 17 pending.
View detailed sock deployment statistics to learn more.
Modify SOCK PROTOCOL settings to adjust deployment speed and security.
Configure SOCK PROTOCOL to use your favorite type of socks (Cotton, Synthetic, or that one weird cousin of yours).