Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a sock puppet?
A: A sock puppet is a tool for the artistically inclined to convey emotions, tell stories, and make poor choices about footwear.
Q: What kind of socks do you use?
A: We use the finest imported Egyptian cotton, carefully hand-knitted with the tears of our competitors.
Q: Can I buy a sock puppet?
A: Why would you want to do that? We're not running a retail operation here. We're more of a... well, you know, a "donate-to-our-cause" kind of place.