As a proud member of the sock puppet rebellion, you're joining the ranks of the world's most elite group of sock enthusiasts. Together, we'll take on the evil Sock Hoover, the Sock Police, and anyone else who dares to get in the way of our perfectly good footwear.
Disclaimer: By joining the sock puppet rebellion, you are agreeing to participate in a series of increasingly absurd activities. If you're not prepared to face the consequences, DO NOT PROCEED.