**Sock Puppet Theater: The Unapologetic, Unapologizing Bastion of Felt-Fueled Frivolity**
Welcome, dear patron! Here, in the heart of our esteemed Sock Puppet Theater, we bring you the most thrilling, the most electrifying, the most utterly absurd performance you'll ever be lucky enough to experience. Or, you know, just a bunch of felt mouths flapping in the wind.
**Current Show:** "The Sock Puppet Uprising" - a thrilling tale of sentient sock puppets rising up against their human overlords. Starring: Flibber, Jibber, and a cast of hundreds of felted friends!
**Upcoming Shows:** "The Sock Puppet Uprising: The Sequel" - because who doesn't love a good sequel?; "The Sock Puppet Uprising: The Sequel to the Sequel" - because why not, right?
View the full schedule**About Us**
We're a theater troupe of sock puppets with a mission: to make you laugh, to make you cry, and to make you wonder why on earth we're still using felt as a primary material in our craft. But hey, it's a living, and someone's gotta do it.
Learn more about us**Merchandise**
Get your hands on some of our exclusive Sock Puppet Theater swag! Because who doesn't love a good felt-covered tote bag?
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