html Steve's Sartorial Syllogisms

On the Metaphysics of Sock Puppetry

According to Steve, the fabric of reality is like a giant sock drawer. Everything exists in a state of superposition until observed, at which point it becomes a perfectly imperfect, slightly-staged performance.

Read Steve's Treatise on Sock Puppetry

But what about the nature of free will? Does a sock puppet truly have agency, or is it merely a pawn in a larger, puppeteered game?

Dive into the depths of Steve's philosophical conundrums

Steve's Sock Puppetry Manifesto

Chapter 1: The Puppeteer's Predicament

As a seasoned sock puppeteer, Steve has wrestled with the existential implications of bringing inanimate objects to life. Is it art? Is it performance? Is it merely a desperate cry for attention in a world of beige, boring socks?

Read on for more, er, sock-drama But be warned: Steve's writing is as dense as his socks