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According to Steve, the fabric of reality is like a giant sock drawer. Everything exists in a state of superposition until observed, at which point it becomes a perfectly imperfect, slightly-staged performance.
Read Steve's Treatise on Sock PuppetryBut what about the nature of free will? Does a sock puppet truly have agency, or is it merely a pawn in a larger, puppeteered game?
Dive into the depths of Steve's philosophical conundrumsChapter 1: The Puppeteer's Predicament
As a seasoned sock puppeteer, Steve has wrestled with the existential implications of bringing inanimate objects to life. Is it art? Is it performance? Is it merely a desperate cry for attention in a world of beige, boring socks?
Read on for more, er, sock-drama But be warned: Steve's writing is as dense as his socks