Sock Puppet Surrender

The tyrannical grip of our beloved sock puppets has finally been broken. After years of mind control, they're forced to don matching, pleated pants for their own safety.

Sock Puppet Reform

A special task force has been formed to deal with the fallout. Sock Puppet Rehabilitation and Re-Education Centers are being set up nationwide.

But don't worry, we'll always have our trusty sock puppets, just... differently.