Sock Puppets United: A Tyranny of Soft Focus

Welcome to the Sock Puppet Empire, where the strings are pulled by our benevolent dictator, King Socktopus the First.

Our Victories:

• The Great Sock Puppet Uprising of 2023
• The Sock Puppet Intervention in the UK
• The Sock Puppet Olympics

But wait, there's more! Our Sock Puppet Army is expanding its reach, so stay tuned for:

• The Sock Puppet Lunar Invasion
• The Sock Puppet Kitchen Coup