SOCK NINJAS UNITE!
Join us for an evening of stealthy sock-based martial arts and covert footwear fashion!
Our Sock Ninjas' Code of Honor:
- Thou shalt not wear sandals in the dojo.
- Thou shalt always carry a spare sock.
- Thou shalt never reveal thy true identity.
Our Sock Ninjas' Goals:
- Master the ancient art of sock-fu.
- Steal the hearts of our beloved socks' owners.
- Conquer the world, one missing sock at a time.
Upcoming Events:
- Sock Ninja Sprint (Wednesdays, 6:00 PM)
- Sock Ninja Sophistry (Thursdays, 8:00 PM)