SOCK REPLACEMENT FAQ FOR ALIEN HOLIDAYS

Q: Do I really need to replace my socks for alien holidays?

A: ABSOLUTELY, YOU DO!

Why?

It's a little-known fact that aliens love our planet's sock collection. In fact, we've been warned that if we don't replace all our socks before the holiday, they might just abduct our entire wardrobe and leave us in our undies (literally!).

What's the protocol?

Just follow our simple, three-step procedure:

1. Sort your socks. No, really sort them. By color, by material, by thread count... We don't want any intergalactic sock- confusion.
2. Pack them in a neat, labeled box. We use a special brand of intergalactic packing tape. Don't even think about using anything else.
3. Ship them off to our Sock Replacement HQ on planet Zorgon.

But what about my favorite, holey socks?

Sorry, buddy! Holey socks are a no-go for the holiday. We can't risk any, ahem, "unseemly" gifts to the aliens. Better to sacrifice them now and save face.

Read more about our Holey Sock Policy

Still unsure?

Don't be! Contact our Sock Replacement Hotline at 1-800-SOCK-HOTLINE for assistance.