No, but wouldn't you like them to be?
They're a myth, a legend, a whispered rumor in the dark corners of the internet.
Or are they?
They eat socks. Lots and lots of socks.
It's a never-ending cycle of consumption, really.
Sorry, no. They're an exclusive club, like a private members-only club.
You have to be invited, or born with a rare genetic condition that makes you smell like a freshly laundered sock.
Good luck with that.
A: Sock Goblins are like the cousins of the Sock Aliens, but with more pointed ears and a penchant for stealing your favorite socks in the middle of the night.
They're like the mischievous, sock-loving uncles of the Sock Alien family.
Learn more about Sock Goblin Societies
Check out our Sock Alien Cinema for some grainy, poorly-lit footage of Sock Aliens in their natural habitat.
Be warned: it's not for the faint of heart.
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