Sock Alien Societies FAQ

Q: Are Sock Aliens real?

No, but wouldn't you like them to be?

They're a myth, a legend, a whispered rumor in the dark corners of the internet.

Or are they?

Q: What do Sock Aliens eat?

They eat socks. Lots and lots of socks.

It's a never-ending cycle of consumption, really.

Q: Can I join a Sock Alien society?

Sorry, no. They're an exclusive club, like a private members-only club.

You have to be invited, or born with a rare genetic condition that makes you smell like a freshly laundered sock.

Good luck with that.

Q: What's the difference between Sock Aliens and Sock Goblins?

A: Sock Goblins are like the cousins of the Sock Aliens, but with more pointed ears and a penchant for stealing your favorite socks in the middle of the night.

They're like the mischievous, sock-loving uncles of the Sock Alien family.

Learn more about Sock Goblin Societies

Q: Can I see some Sock Aliens in action?

Check out our Sock Alien Cinema for some grainy, poorly-lit footage of Sock Aliens in their natural habitat.

Be warned: it's not for the faint of heart.

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