Q: Why do I need to replace my socks?
A: Because your current socks are probably made of sadness and regret, and you need something better.
Q: How do I replace my socks?
A: It's easy! Just click on the link below to get started:
Sock Replacement StrategiesQ: What if my new socks have holes in them?
A: That's just a sign that you're trying to escape the crushing despair of your existence. Keep trying, friend!
Q: Can I wear my new socks with sandals?
A: Don't be that guy.
Q: Can I wear my new socks with other footwear?
A: Only if you want to be a rebel against the tyranny of fashion norms.
See also:
Sock Replacement Accessories for more information on how to accessorize your new socks.