sock-squad-protocol: Operation Sock-Nado

Classified Document: Eyes only

**Mission Briefing:**

• Deploy Sock-Squad-Units (SSU) to high-traffic areas, including but not limited to: laundry rooms, sock drawers, and under-the-bed storage.
• Engage in high-stakes negotiations with missing socks, using advanced tactics such as: "the sock-puppet technique," "the sock-in-the-box trick," and "the 'I'm-not-looking-for-it' stare."
• Conduct thorough reconnaissance on the enemy's sock supply chain, identifying vulnerabilities and opportunities for exploitation.

**Sub-protocols:** Operation Sock-Nado Protocol Sock Hoarding Protocol Sock Merger Protocol