Welcome to the Department of Sock Affairs, where we take the most serious of matters - your socks. We've seen it all, from the lone sock that dared not be with its partner in crime, to the missing match that left us questioning the very fabric of existence.

Our team of expert sock detectives has been trained in the art of tracking down even the most elusive of socks. We've got the latest in sock-sniffing technology and a network of underground informants (okay, it's just Dave from accounting, but still).

But don't just take our word for it. Here are some of our most notable cases:

Want to share your sock-loss story? Send it our way at socks@sockrecovery.gov.