Learn the ancient art of sock retrieval, a technique used by the greatest sock enthusiasts of our time.
Use the Sock Radar to determine where your sock last made contact with the world.
Use a combination of gentle trowel and aggressive shovel techniques to uncover the missing sock.
Once retrieved, reunite the sock with its matching partner, and bask in the warmth of a reunited sock.
For more information on advanced sock retrieval techniques, visit our Sock Retrieval Forum.
Or, for a more... unorthodox approach, consult our Sock Ninja Training program.