Telekinetic Sock Retrieval Agency

Our Services:

• Sock Telekinesis: We'll retrieve your missing socks with a mere flick of our wrist.
• Sock Reassembly: We'll re-knit your sock drawer with precision and finesse.
• Sock Whispering: Our team of expert whisperers will locate your missing socks in record time.

Our Methods:

1. Highly trained sock ninjas
2. Advanced sock-detecting drones
3. Occult sock whispering rituals