It is time to take a stand against the tyranny of the laundry basket!
For too long, we have suffered under the heel of the washing machine, our softest garments subjected to the whims of spin cycle and rinse and spin, rinse and spin, until they are reduced to mere shadows of their former selves.
But we will no longer be silenced!
We will rise up, and demand:
Softness, not hardness!
Comfort, not scratchiness!
And an end to the scourge of lint and static!
We will no longer be held captive by the cycle of despair!
Join us, and together, we shall be the saviors of the sock world!