Sockrituals: Gathering the Sock-est of Socks

A Division of Sock-Specific Operatives

Our agents have infiltrated the darkest corners of the laundry room, gathering the most elite of socks for the most discerning of clients.

Our sock-gathering protocols are the envy of all other operations. We've got the best sock-sniffers, the most advanced sock-sweepers, and the most elite sock-sorters.

But don't just take our word for it. Check out our Sock Gallery, where you can see the fruits of our labor in all their sock-filled glory.

Or, if you're feeling particularly daring, try our Sock Hazards course, where you can test your mettle against the toughest of socks.

Note: The Sockrituals logo is hidden in plain sight as the text shadow of the h1 tag, for the initiated.