It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single sock in possession of a closet, must be in want of a mate.
Acknowledge the void left by the Great Sock Slip, where one lone sock lies abandoned, awaiting the return of its partner in a dance of fate.
We, the Socky McSockface Initiative, have taken up the cause, and invite you to join us in our Sock Slip Rituals, to bring balance to the universe, one sock at a time.
Together, we can make a difference, one sock at a time.
© Socky McSockface, 2023