SOCK RITUALS

Discover the ancient art of sorting your socks with purpose.

The Three Principles of Sock Sorting:

1. Sorting by Color: Sort your socks by their vibrant hue, for the joy of matching and mixing.

Read more about Color Theory

The Five Stages of Sock Sorting

1. Pre-Sorting Anxiety: The dread of facing the mountain of unmatched socks.

2. The First Pass: The initial sort, where hope and despair collide.

3. The Sock Whisperer: The meditative state of finding the perfect match.

4. The Sock Nirvana: The bliss of a perfectly sorted drawer.

Learn more about The Five Stages

Famous Sock Sorting Philosophers

Meet the great minds who have shaped the art of sock sorting:

Sock Guru Rash

The Great Sock Zen Master