SOCK SORTING: THE ART OF SEPARATING THE CHAFF FROM THE CHAFF

Learn the ancient art of sock sorting with our expert techniques:

• Sock Separation by Color
• Sock Separation by Scent
• Sock Separation by Stuffed Animals

But wait, there's more! Learn about the dark arts:

• Sock Necromancy: The Forbidden Art of Sock Reanimation
• Sock Soul Trapping: The Ultimate Sock Confinement

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