The Sock Rituals

Welcome to the most sacred place for the most noble of foot coverings: socks. Here, you can learn the art of properly folding, matching, and worshiping the humble sock.

The Socks of the Ancients

Legend has it that the earliest civilizations worshiped not just the gods, but also the almighty sock. These ancient civilizations knew that a well-made sock was the key to a balanced universe.

The Sock Folding Technique of the Ancients

The art of folding a sock is a delicate dance, passed down through the ages. Watch as we demonstrate the technique of the great Sock Wizard, who could fold a sock in the time it takes to say "Sock, Sock, Sock, Sock...".

Want to learn more about the Sock Wizard's technique? Read on.