In this step, we're getting serious about our sock game. We're talking sock drawer organization, sock matching, and the art of not losing a single sock in the wash.
But first, let's take a moment to appreciate the majesty of the Socks of Justice, a legendary pair said to possess the power to keep even the most mismatched of socks in harmony.
Next, we'll delve into the world of Sock Rituals of Organization, where we'll learn how to tame the chaos of our sock drawers and emerge victorious.
And finally, we'll face our greatest challenge yet: Sock Matching 101, where we'll learn the ancient art of pairing socks without losing our minds.
Will you be able to emerge from these trials with your sanity intact? Probably not. But hey, at least your socks will be organized.