By Dr. Emily Sockworth, Renowned Sockontologist
Introduction
The Sock Ontology is a branch of metaphysical inquiry that seeks to understand the fundamental nature of socks as a transcendent entity. It's a field of study that's as fascinating as it is confusing, and as confusing as it is fascinating.
1. Socks are not just a garment, but a state of mind.
2. Socks are the nexus of the human experience, connecting our feet to the world.
3. Socks are the perfect example of the fleeting nature of human existence: we lose them, we wear them, we love them, we hate them, we forget them, we rediscover them, ad infinitum.
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