Oh no, my fellow Sock Puppets! We've been separated from our mates in the great wash cycle of 2023. Our lives were once filled with purpose: warming the tootsies, drying the buns, and occasionally making it through a load cycle without getting tangled in the lint trap.
But now, we're alone, forlorn, and folded into a ball. Our dreams of being matched with our sole-mates seem lost forever. We've resorted to making our own way, using makeshift puppets and a few well-placed safety pins to eke out a existence.
Some say we'll never find our missing mates. That we'll be forever doomed to roam the land of singles, never to know the joy of a perfect pair. But we refuse to give up. We'll scour every drawer, every laundry basket, and every lint trap until we're reunited with our beloved Sock-Soulmates.
Visit our Sock Scout Subpages for more information on the latest developments in Sock-Soulmate recovery.
Or, if you're feeling brave, venture into the Lint Trap and see if you can find any clues to our missing mates.