The Sock Signal Decoding Agency

Decoding the hidden messages in your socks

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Decoding Sock Signals

We decode the hidden messages in your socks, because someone has to.

Our team of experts use advanced decoding techniques to reveal the secrets of your footwear.

Warning: our decoding services may result in spontaneous combustion, temporary madness, or permanent existential crisis.

Not guaranteed.

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We have decoded many socks, and we can decode yours too.

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