LOST SOCKS

In a world where socks go missing with alarming regularity, one must confront the harsh realities of the Sock-Sucking Void.

• Reports of missing socks have been flooding the authorities, leaving citizens with nothing but a trail of lonely singles.
• The Sock-Sucking Void, a mysterious entity with a taste for solo footwear, has been linked to over 90% of all reported cases.
• A team of experts has been deployed to track down the Sock-Sucking Void and put an end to its nefarious activities.

Stay tuned for updates on the Sock-Sucking Void's latest escapades. In the meantime, check out our Sock-Sleuths Guide to Avoiding Sock Loss:

• The Sock-Sleuths Guide