Welcome, intrepid adventurer, to the fabled Socky Abyss, where the very fabric of space and time is rent asunder by the sheer horror of missing socks.
Here, the brave and the foolhardy dare to venture into the depths of the abyss, searching for that one last sock that's been lost in the wash. Will you find it, or will you succumb to the crushing despair of the Socky Void?
For those who dare to tread the abyss, we recommend:
Remember, the abyss is unforgiving, and the Socky Void will not be silenced by the faint of heart.