Our Sock Covenants
Here at the Order of the Socks, we have established a series of sacred covenants to guide us in our pursuit of socky goodness.
First and foremost, the Sock Covenants:
- The Sock Covenants shall be worn in a manner that promotes maximum toe-to-ankle coverage.
- No socks shall be worn with holes or tears of greater than 10% of its surface area.
- Members of the Order shall not engage in the act of 'sock-napping', which is defined as stealing a sock from a fellow member.
We also have a few sub-covenants:
- The Sub-Covenant of Sock-ception
- The Sub-Covenant of Sock-ularities
- The Sub-Covenant of Sock-ularly