Order of the Socks

Welcome, fellow socks enthusiasts!

Our Sock Covenants

Here at the Order of the Socks, we have established a series of sacred covenants to guide us in our pursuit of socky goodness.

First and foremost, the Sock Covenants:

• The Sock Covenants shall be worn in a manner that promotes maximum toe-to-ankle coverage.
• No socks shall be worn with holes or tears of greater than 10% of its surface area.
• Members of the Order shall not engage in the act of 'sock-napping', which is defined as stealing a sock from a fellow member.

We also have a few sub-covenants:

• The Sub-Covenant of Sock-ception
• The Sub-Covenant of Sock-ularities
• The Sub-Covenant of Sock-ularly

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