Sock Reform: Because Who Needs Sock Elasticity Anyway?

The Sock Reform Movement

It's time to rethink the way we treat our socks. No more elastic waistbands, no more soggy toes, no more lost socks in the wash!

Our platform is built on the principles of Sock Freedom, Sock Liberation, and Sock Self-Determination.

Our Goals:

• End Sock Elasticity
• Free Socks from the tyranny of the laundry basket
• Establish a Sock Bill of Rights