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The Sock-Specific Uprising: A Quest for the Ages

Join the Sock Puppet Revolution

Are you tired of being a mere mortal, forced to wear boring, plain socks? Do you yearn for more? Do you want to join an uprising that will make the world a more interesting, if slightly ridiculous, place?

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try:

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