Welcome, Sock Soldier! Today we'll be conducting Field Exercises in Sock Sabotage, a crucial skillset for any aspiring Sock Commander.
CLEAR THE AREA OF DEPLOYMENT: Ensure all loose socks are securely fastened to the designated deployment zones. Failure to do so will result in Sock-Nado.
SECURE SOCK SUPPLIES: Protect our precious sock stash from incoming enemy forces. We must maintain a minimum of 5,000 pairs of socks at all times.
EXECUTE SOCK SABOTAGE TACTICS: Utilize our arsenal of Sock-It-To-Me, Sock-Slings, and Sock-Grappling hooks to outmaneuver the enemy.
REPORT TO HQ: After the exercise, report your findings and recommendations to HQ for further debriefing.
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