Sock Sophistication | Sock Etiquette Rules

Chapter 1: The Sock Code

Rule 1: Socks shall be paired with matching colors.

Failure to comply will result in social ostracization.

More Sock Pairs

Rule 2: Socks shall never be worn with sandals.

This is a matter of personal safety, as well as basic decency.

Sock Safety Protocols

Rule 3: Socks shall be changed daily, or at least every other day.

This is a matter of hygiene, and also a matter of pride.

Sock Hygiene 101

Chapter 2: Advanced Sock Techniques

Rule 4: Socks shall be folded with precision.

Failure to do so will result in a lifetime supply of wrinkles.

The Art of Sock Folding

Rule 5: Socks shall be stored in a sock drawer with a minimum of 3 inches of clearance.

This is a matter of structural integrity, or else the sock drawer will collapse.

Sock Drawer Architecture
Note: The above code is a satirical representation of sock etiquette rules. Please do not take it seriously.